Why I have no friends

I'm the wall flower that will take you down when you least expect it.

I'm not quite... but i do this nontheless

Someone please delete this from the internet before someone figures out my master plan

I am so lonely.
Someone walks to you and tries to make conversation
"Shhh, go, I am trying to listen you freaking moron"
Person leaves, scared.
That's me

Sometimes I'll be listening for so long that I'll forget that I haven't said anything for an hour.

"Hey, are you going to say anything or just stand here?"
"Quiet, peasant. The stupid idiot is here and I need to know his weaknesses in order to kill him."
"So...stand there?"
"Yes, idiot. Stand here."