Those people that take your glasses...

Or when people hold up fingers in front of you. Dick I can see shapes just not as clear.

That's from Jim Gaffigan's stand up...

You can tell it's fake because on that version of iPhone if you text someone without iMessage your texts are green and so the send button is green. Ugh.

freakin reposts, man...

The people that do that to me are cute boys who want to grab my attention.....and I am still like staring at them into their eyes, my head to the side, and a face that says, " i am not blind, stupid". You think I m going to pass it to other people?!