I Will Kill You

I wouldn't even wake up, it takes a LOT more than a phone going off to do that

But what if that person was on a plane on the other side of the world, the plane developed a fault, there's a lot of bad engine noise and it doesn't look good, so they're scared and they think they're going to die and they're thinking of you, their love and are now less scared about dying and more scared that they'll die without telling you one last time that you're the one, the one person who makes them, the one person who they put before than themselves because you are their love and in this terrible moment of clarity they realize that this is going their last chance to say those three simple words which would have been said every day if you were together but will never be said again because they know they're so very close to death and spending an eternity apart? They turn on their phone to say those three words "I love you"? Still "no"? I get you my wife's like that and do you know what I say? It's your own fault, if you don't want to get disturbed put your phone on silent.

That is probably. It takes a cold bucket of water, a pull of my feet a scream at my ear and.... Oh yeah a punch at my shoulder to wake me.