Don't tell me to calm down!!

Such emotion from a condom

When someone tells me to calm down when I'm fangirling over a book, tv show, movie etc

Condom, just calm down.

Come at me condom!

And you think you would be safe with a condom;

"DON'T TELL ME TO BE CALM PONY BOY!
Pony boy? You know for a clown fish he really isn't that funny.
Pity."