english grammar

I have a shirt that says this with an illustration of someone being mugged. I was wearing it at a theme park and was stopped by a group of 5 british people saying they have been following me around for almost a half hour trying to read my entire shirt. I stood there as they read it, they laughed in the most british way possible, hut hut hut, and told me, "good show." and went on their way.

And yet, it lacks of passion, of so much feeling... Of warmth... English excuse my expression is not the milk, and to be honest... Is not that special after all, is a common language and if you think about it, it's just... Fine I guess