Weird looking cactus

Before I read it I thought it was a stuffed sock or something knitted/crocheted

You dirty cactus. Naughty you.

thats what she said :P

I wanna say it looks like it's made from a potato sack? Is that real or did I make that up? POTATO sack? .......Potato SACK? As you were.

That looks like a penis :D