Will Smith's house

Servant's and servant's servants quarters

Him obviously.

Its not even big enough for his son's ego

^ That was me. Forgot to log in. ^_^

Lol that was my first thought too!

Haha, what about a midnight game of lasar tag?? Or capture the flag? (Thinking of that one scene in the movie Divergent.)

Just walk in
It will take months before the search party finds you

Yes, yes it will. :D