Me as a parent

I did in my second comment. Mugglemon (you deserve a nickname too)

Bob... you will die in your sleep... in 7 days

Im not sure if my father can handle 2 funerals in one week, so can you push back the date a bit?

Oh my god are you serious!? I am so sorry :(

Don't worry, my grandpa died peacefully so my dad will be fine.

Jeezus okay okay don't die Bob don't die!!!

I take it back you must not die Bob!!!