Epilogue: As the atheist, jew, and christian head out for the bar they all realized they would be drunk-driving. Rather than being hypocritical assholes, they call up their Muslim friend to be DD. He answers, "Yes, because helping my neighbors out by being DD is an applicable lesson of the golden rule! Besides, no where in the Qu'ran does it say I can't have a good time with my friends while sober! Also Buddha wants to join! Says he's payin'! He's a hell of a plot twist that guy."
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