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SHATNER

I'd always play with these things, in high school now and I'll still play with them.

Goddammit, Bill. Get it together!

One of my favourite gifts. Always makes me laugh

"Don't worry Honey I can do this.... OH GODDAMMIT!"

This kinda reminds me of the first time I masturbated