It’s hard to argue with this girl’s powerpoint

Seems legit.

Well if she's not Gona murder my pets then sure why not

Yeah okay, someone will call you and we can negociate it.

*sends to all my celebrity crushes*

'No more cons.pros outweigh cons'
I want to use that line some time

Whoever got this powerpoint needs to marry this girl.

The negotiations were about to be closed until he saw the Mark Twain endorsement. Good job, girl. Executive level thinking there.