I wish I were a unicorn

Then I would fart glitter onto them so it looks prettier.

And then say it was an "accident"!

anyone else remember this movie?

Like that one unicorn in The Cabin In the Woods

Was*

This is so old

I dream about being a unicorn almost every night!

Amen!

Assuming you're a guy. Simply sleep with stupid women.

If a unicorn kills someone with their horn, they can only use blood magic.