I take playing dead to a whole new level
9 years ago by abrnrd · 3343 Likes · 18 comments · Popular
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zombiestitcher
· 9 years ago
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Now you're dead and off the grid you can start your new life as an awesome lone crime fighter. You can travel light, move fast, going from city to city sorting each problem out as you come by them. You must have an awesome crime fighting name and a cool costume. And your own theme tune of course; a lonely haunting song that you play as you walk the lonely road. You could do that or you could go to the police and report the attempted murder.
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dotss
· 9 years ago
You could become a hitman as well! Seeking vengeance on people that have wronged others, and maybe, just maybe one day, you can kill Jane once you have the most devious, evil punishment possible
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guest
· 9 years ago
When I read Courtney I thought a Pretty Little Liars post was coming
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specialcrayons
· 9 years ago
Convince her you resurrected from the dead and you got a second chance from Satan by selling your eternal soul for immortality so now your job is to get rid of evil, like her and her boyfriend for murdering you. They have 6 days. Go
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guest
· 9 years ago
i like you
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guest
· 9 years ago
Damn. She must REALLY hate you.
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welcome
· 9 years ago
You could go back to school and really scare the shit out of her and her boyfriend by making them seem crazy but telling them that you know what they did to you and they are going to pay...and then you could say random Latin words over and over again until it sounds like a curse...wahahahahaha!
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dotss
· 9 years ago
Omnem edere non bonis quasi meum, nescio
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kayladoe
· 9 years ago
Dafuq!
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deleted
· 9 years ago
"My good, as if they do not eat it all, I do not know."
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vaddict
· 9 years ago
i would come to school the next day pretending to hunt her and/or pretend to be another person aha
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rowenakalen
· 9 years ago
Put on really pale makeup (not BVB white, just really pale) and emphasize the dark circles under your eyes. Just go to school early, and tell all your teachers and friends not to talk to you, to look at you, or to acknowledge your existence in any way whatsoever. Then just start moaning or whispering really creepily in the middle of class (that you share with her) talking about how you planned to take revenge against your murderers. Make it really obvious that your either a vampire, or a ghost, and are planning to haunt or hunt her. Maybe show up at outside her window and just stare at her for a while before walking away (ideally, into the falling rain or fog,)
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baseballkayla
· 9 years ago
Walk past her at school/work....where ever u may meet her and make sure she sees u then keep walking past....dont look back just keep walking. See if she comes to talk to u
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briie1133
· 9 years ago
Welcome to funsubstance where we think of funny ideas instead of useful ones(:
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kimsims
· 9 years ago
That was thrilling!
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beautifulpotato
· 9 years ago
I've seen this a couple years ago
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guest
· 9 years ago
"Come back to life" and freak her the fuck out. Stalk her and her boyfriend and ask your friends to play along. At night stand outside her window and whisper shit to her like, "hey, Jane. You're going to die soon. I'm sticking around so I can watch Satan drag you down to hell so you can burn there for all of eternity for killing me." Do that for a couple of days and then walk around like nothing happened.
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onlymostlydead
· 9 years ago
You could honestly go and create a new life
