Mom, where are you?

"Oh shit oh shit act natural, what do I do?!? Oh shit"

That face

So many times.....
Mum: "Oh! I forgot the milk! Keep my place."
*2 seconds later*
Shop assistant: "Next"
Me: Do I face the awkward or run?

What to I say if someone says something o me damn it

That baby has seen things.

I can't believe people think this too, I thought I was the only one.

It's dangerous to put the car seat on top of the cart like that.