Sometimes you want to avoid feeling left out...

And I'd be the one taking the picture...

I laughed way too hard at this

Me when I'm with my friends...
I'm the only one who doen't have a love life
Anyway, I have the internet so who needs that

Gotta admit the pole has some abs of steel

forever alone...

Id be the one on the pole...

Imagine if the dude on top got a boner...

The pole will stay a pole and will never misuse your trust

"this was a good post"

Low self-esteem and already knows how to work that pole... I see a glittery future for her