I have a rifle in my closet and a pistol in my top drawer... And don't forget the shot gun under my bed. It was hilarious the first time my gf spent the night. She looked at me like I was a killer and all weekend she had 911 dialed on her phone ready to call if she needed to.
Like I said, I have trust issues. The pistol is for intruders, the rifle is for hunting and the shot gun is for shooting clay pigeons, and sometimes hunting. The two knives are for my brother... He likes to play pranks on me... We are both very violent. We shoot bows and arrows at each other all the time to see if we can dodge them.
So where all have you been??