Pure twitter gold

yeah but after they skin you and slice you up then cook you and pour seasonings on you... then make your buddy into a sauce and dip you in it and eat you.

So you're one of those persons who has someone locked up in their basement :/

Same.

Right. They're delicious as FUCK. I put the biggest potatoes I can find in my mouth most days.

that's what she said :3. sorry I had to do that