Tired of your shit, mom

My parents are best friends with Santa..

That mother sure ain't invited to the disco

STORY TIME: I was at a friends and my mom gave us a bag of Easter candy that was in the "Easter bunny eggs" I am 15. Anyway, I decided to skrew with her. I looked at the candy, than at her, than started fake crying as I said in horror, "the Easter bunnies not real?!" She froze and just stood there awkwardly. My friends were dying and gave me thumbs up as I ran out of the room. I stood behind the back door laughing for 20 minutes listening to my mom try to explain what happened to her friend.

this is a screenshot of a safari page viewing a tumblr post of a screenshot of a text. that someone then put on funsubstance

I think that if it's your favorite album, you'd already own it