Sleeping versus waking up

Guess I'm a real man then.

True

Yes I am real man

It's this kind of thinking that renews what little faith in humanity I have left

Reading this all I could think of was Pinochio

I feel like there are very few "men" left

I don't remember this part of Lion King.

that makes me a real man then

So I guess my 18 year old (very available) brother is a real man