I KNOW, RIGHT?! It's like, I wanted to show you this movie because it's great and funny and I thought you'd like it, but instead you're on your electronics--are you kidding me?!?! Next time I see that thing in your hands during a movie I'm going to smash it like Tona Harding smashed Nancy Kerrigan's legs.
This is why I'm violent.
This is why I'm violent.