Juuust a bit outside

I feel like any sudden movement I make will result in tilting the earth ever so slightly enough so it will drag the asteroid into its gravitational pull and kill us all.....I'm sitting here as still as a rock

An H-Bomb is nothing for the Earth, plus there is chance it hits the ocean.

Melencholia

Are you fucking kidding me, this was only discovered 2 weeks ago like holy shit man, we are fucked

Yes, but what yield?
Not that I'm, um...planning on pulling it toward Earth or anything.