Everybody wins

One word: Um?

That's why you're not God.

The clown's fave in the last picture is just like 'oh I've been stabbed isn't that wonderful, now do you want a balloon animal?'

I love this

PLOT TWIST!!!I WOULD TOTALLY DO THAT!

*cuts off legs*

This God. I like it.

This should be a new type of cyborg if they make a Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance sequel. Imagine how fast those effers would be able to run.