Next virgin Mary

Me whenever my period is like, a day late.

My friend always used to think someone broke into her room in the middle of the night and raped her while she slept. She was quite a paranoid person.

Every time

There is not a girl alive who hasn't thought this.

I thought I was the only one ..

Huh, so I'm not the only one who thinks this.

I could be literally on my heavyset period and still be like "......maybe?". Guys will never get this fear.

Yeah it also sucks when your period is random, and comes when it wants to

yep

I told this joke to my mom and slapped me and said that that was offensive

I'm not a virgin anymore and my period's late so i'm fucking scared I always used a condom and I'm scared oh god