I didn't choose the fandom life, the fandom life sent monsters to kill me, and I was told by a centaur that one of my parents was a god.... it was a busy day.
I know. I'm allowed to be a demigod too... But then, I didn't choose the fandom life, I'm actually a Timelord who got lost down a rabbit hole on my way to hogwarts, (I was running away from the districts) before discovering Camp Half blood as a demigod because I used the fog watch to make myself human... I think something went wrong. But don't tell Watson, I think he wanted to figure it out first. I'm meeting him at Support Group, you know, the literal heart of Jesus? I thought it was a church basement, but there you go.
"Hi! I'm Captain Jack Harkness."