Not ready at all

My mum makes me do that, so I guess I'm more ready than she is.

And killing all bugs. Especially waterbugs

Oh no I can't do that! Are you nuts!? I'll protect my kid and let hubby get it:) I have a phobia of all insects and bugsof any sort

Dat url, tho.

Its also called becoming an Australian, unless you want to shower with a spider the size of a football who may molest you.

Get a cat or two. They'll catch it for you, and they'll be so distracted by it that they won't bother you for a few hours. [Source: Haven't used a flyswatter in weeks.]

You've seen your mirror, you won't ever have to worry about being a parent.