Who said romance is dead?

This would probably work on me

The man I've been looking for my entire life.

Heart eyes for daaaayyys!!!!

shows he has money

…and this is a guy you want to marry and leave at home alone? He'd probably cook the children to give you a fabulous meal.
This fellow needs meds and therapy, not a girlfriend.

repost!reposts everywhere from tumblr!!!!

With that smile he could burn whatever he wants to.

This guy a pathetic moron. An educated woman would immediately flag down a taxi and gtfo.