Adidas is older than I thought

the hat thingie was made by Adidas

This comment chain is a mess

You make the mess, I'll come clean it up with bullets and bombs.

That's kinda my job.

*standoff ensues*

Mister, I'll Freedom the shit outta' ya' and then poison your family with tea tablets!

I don't have any family, and I'll katana the hell outta your freedom with the help of my canadian friend, wolverine, who has free health care.

Healthcare will be a factor if I go easy, but I don't.....

Healing factor too. You know, general unkillableness :D

How unlikable are you then?

I'm extremely likable :D

I'm pretty likable, terrosists hate me, as I'm usually the last thing they see....

Most of my targets usually beg me to kill them before I talk them to death :(

*cocks M4*

*yawn* *pulls out bazooka from infinite pocket dimension pouch*

*calls sniper team* You do know "bazookas" are WWII?

*teleports and stabs every sniper* what can I say, I'm old fashioned.

*orders team to fire and call in close air support* *M1A2 Abrahams shows up*

*Teleports all over the place dropping grenades* *blows up engines*

FIRE THE ABRAHAMS!! Target is fast moving, bring the attack choppers, blow him up with the fast movers!

Fast moving is the understatement of the year, I teleport, I warp space and time. You cannot target the unpredictable :D

*calls your mom* Shit just got real, Imma tell her...

Uhm yeah, when you call her, could you tell me who she is?

....... I'll try and find her......

Thanks, much appreciated

Pleasure.

Ummmmm, I found your file, I'm sorry: "Wade Wilson's early life is mostly unknown. His mother died of cancer while he was young and his father (who was in the military) was physically abusive. Wade was a deliquent in his teenage years, possibly to spite his father. However one night while drinking with his friends his father attempt to take him out of the club one of his friends stole Wade's Fathers handgun and killed him."

Yeaah, but you see, that's only a possible origin. My schitzophrenic mind keeps creating new origins for me, no-one knows which is true and which isn't. No-one.

Oh, should I continue?

If you feel the need to

Ok, goodnight then.

but... it was a post like last week...

Henry Ford was also a benefactor of Hitler.

Yes, it was a post a while back also. *chants, "it was never there"*