Me around my parents

For me i have an instinct to use "as dicks" so clean as dicks big as dicks small as dicks. Any adjective followed by as dicks

Whenever I trip or something, my immediate response is to shout REALLY LOUDLY 'Shit Fuckers'.
Which makes it rather embarrassing when I trip over a chair in church

I found my people.

I say Son of a Shit Bitch