If life gives you lemons, GET MAD! MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK! DAMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER! I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? IM CAVE JOHNSON! IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YIUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to create a combinable lemon THAT BURNS YIUR HOUSE DOWN
Internet connection. A some what functioning understanding of the Enflish language. And you probably own a pair of pants. Isn't that enough to make u happy? If not here's a panda: http://media.npr.org/assets/img/2012/01/04/ap99121501386_custom-feedbb6efa738efee47e7828e805758dc427fa60-s6-c30.jpg
Freeze them and throw them at your enemies.