When I'm alone in public

*no contacts* ;~;

Don't look at me, don't look at me
Act normal act normal

I have a feeling this is how alot of those "omg look at what my mom/dad/crush texted me" text screenshots start off as on tumblr lol

on the subway

shhhhh nobody has noticed yet

Why not just oggle/play with your own boobies, instead? That's what I'd do.