"I love you to the front door and back"
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
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This is so cute. But I'm already in a serious relationship with food, so for me, it would probably be, "I love you to the fridge and back".
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deathfox393
· 10 years ago
Then I will find a way to switch lives with the fridge, if it is the only way to be with you.
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Aw. That's sweet of you to say, Deathfox. Thanks. :)
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guest
· 10 years ago
Everyone on funsub is picking up from tumblr and getting smooth as fuck
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Oh I know. They'll just say stuff like this without batting an eyelid...
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deathfox393
· 10 years ago
If I could I would never bat an eyelid again if it means I'll get to keep on looking at your lovely face.
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
Seriously, you just made my day. Fully and completely. Thank you so much :D
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deathfox393
· 10 years ago
Anything for that beautiful smile of yours.
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
You are too much. Your clever flattery is most becoming... And I'm sure you have the looks to match.
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deathfox393
· 10 years ago
But, my looks are not even a smidgen if a match for your beauty.
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
You show great prowess in this Art, Deathfox, and some day you will make a real life person very happy. If you haven't been swept up already, as is almost undoubtedly the case with the quick wit you possess.
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deathfox393
· 10 years ago
Sadly I am not as quick and witty as I am on the internet. In real life I am that one kid who is known as quite and weird.
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
We are two of a kind, my friend. In the world of 'real life' *shudder* almost everyone is quite scornful of me. Don't lose hope, I would gladly break up with my fridge for someone like you, although my friend-zoned computer who is always there for me in times of trouble won't be particularly happy.
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deathfox393
· 10 years ago
Well, I then wish you luck on the journey of finding the person, who whenever you see them, makes your heart flutter as if it was about to take flight. Who knows maybe we'll cross paths one day in the outernet, and at that same moment find the person we've been looking for to share the rest of our lives with.
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one_unknown_enigma
· 10 years ago
And I wish you the same. Love at first sight is a concept I'm not sure I believe in, but I hope that if it exists you find it. I hope that whoever has the fortune to be your special someone appreciates it. Thank you for bringing the simple happiness that comes with a compliment to my day, Deathfox. :D
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deleted
· 10 years ago
Well,I'm in an intimate 3-some with my computer and the fridge,so I would say to both of them 'I love you two like the TARDIS refrigerator(s).'
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brainy
· 10 years ago
The machines agree
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gibbie2000
· 10 years ago
all this energy wasted on netflix :/
thapwnzor
· 10 years ago
I'm sorry, but I don't understand; The heart creates energy? From what? Blood? Last time I checked, the heart used energy to move blood. Is the energy it is 'creating' just the energy it sends around the body?
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guest
· 10 years ago
It's potential energy, not kinetic energy ... That includes things like the energy you receive from food, glucose, etc.
thapwnzor
· 10 years ago
So, the energy that the digestive system creates?