Don't f*ck with me and my ice cream

My family has respect for the food I buy... Cause none of them likes it

Well I can't say my family would do that, but if anyone did, they would have to face my fury, and the fury of 126 rabid squirrels munching on their crotch while tied to a tree and smeared with peanut butter.

…that escalated quickly.

Dude, you could have told me the story xD I went with you to buy it..