Sinner

What a fucking whore!

Oh... tut tut... definitely hell for this one...
*ticks name off list*

I'm going to hell for laughing so hard

I thought it said "Jose P."

welcome to the magic of "masturbating". the human race has lost an innocent.

I like how God replied.

Sucks for you!

we need to tie her up the anti-mastrbation cross

Well if you're going to hell, you better enjoy yourself while you are alive. Masturbate as much as you want. *releases doves from sleeves and whispers* your free now