Romantic comedies are full of lies

And just what the FUCK is wrong with Chunk??! How is he unattractive? I love Chunk. He's the best part of the Goonies.

Suddenly, I have an idea. I need to go find some romantic comedies, mute the soundtrack (somehow), and replace it with horror music.

Double standard. It's ok for girls to be unattractive but it's a guys fault if he is.