Three simple rules in life

Number 3, if you step backwards you will be in a different place. What if you take a step to the left or a step to the right. Then you are in a different place.

If you don't take a step forward you will always be in the same place, unless your on an escalator

Kinda difficult when you're paralysed from the waist down because some asshole was too drunk to drive straight, to 'take a step forward' or 'ask for new legs'. I'll try that one out next time I see my GP. 'Hey Doc, now lets take a step forward and give me a whole new spine' Fuck your advice and fuck you.