Cows are vicious

And that's why we have hamburgers.

Moooooo-ve!!
*is ashamed*

People are also killed more by vending machines than sharks

Was attacked by a cow when I was 10. No joke.

People are also killed by more coconuts, dogs, and ladders than sharks because- oh yeah SHARKS ARENT FUCKING DANGEROUS

Well, sharks have the statistical advantage of almost never being where we are at the same time.