Tactical shitstorm inbound

I brought chocolate chip cookies!

I better bring the drinks then.

I like how nobody tries to put out fires these days. They just take pictures and post them online like #fire #help and just sit there and wait for someone on the internet to get off their arse and actually help. People don't help people.

#myhouseisonfire #icantbreathe #firstlemmetakeaselfie #lotsofsmoke#coughcough