They line up all the way around the block for this....

UGHHHHHHHHH

*Stares at post in disbelief. Lights self on fire.*

I never laughed so hard.

The whole time I was reading my eyes were squinted in disbelief.

Rollercoaster from the start to end.

Her parents should have disciplined her more.

So much disappointment

vegan and favorite food is bacon????

There is no facepalm great enough for this.

THIS is how awesome and great the power of bacon is!

seems legit...

Really' vegan and my favorite food is bacon' is the only thing you find disturbing about this shit

Um, just by reading the entire thing I think she was being stupid as in silly about the bacon thing..

What the hell is bisexy?

I hate her already.

Vegan and Vegetarian diets are unhealthy

https://aiyanchow.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/seriouslycartoon.gif

I feel bad that i like green day to now, no wait, i feel bad because i'm in the same generation as that thing

She spelt attention seeking whore wrong