I lifeguard at a pool, and it was about 9 at night when I'm sitting high up in the guardchair and this girl, maybe a few years younger than me, walks up and goes, "hi."
I say, "hi," and wait expectantly for the stupidly obvious questions patrons always ask, like what the temperature is or when the pool closes.
Instead, she looks up at me and says, "you're really hot," and walks away.
...about five minutes later, me: "um...thanks...?"
last year in 9th grade this REALLY tall dude, about 6'4 , which is a foot and 2 inches taller than me and he was on the football team so he was really burly and he had hit on me and i said okay and walked off scared because 1) i'm not used to that and 2) tall men scare me a little bit.
Me:ARE YOU SAYING I DONT LOOK CUTE OTHER DAYS!?!?
I somehow always find a way to screw shit up
I say, "hi," and wait expectantly for the stupidly obvious questions patrons always ask, like what the temperature is or when the pool closes.
Instead, she looks up at me and says, "you're really hot," and walks away.
...about five minutes later, me: "um...thanks...?"
ME: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqqkeH5sEX4
Me: Thanks, I grew it myself