There is no way in hell people thought that water was beer. Thats a completely idiotic attempt at trying to look like a bad ass. How the fuck did you even do that? Open up all the cans, dump the beer out, fill it with water, and then magically reseal the can? Did you empty an entire keg and fill it with water? Thats completely impossible. Not only that, if you could do it, that would be extremely expensive. Do you think they just have giant bowls of beer at parties? A good portion of parties are bring your own booze, where im from. Its very obvious that you, awesomelynerdy, have never been to a "party" before. People like you who try and act all high and mighty and superior over us who like to kill brain cells really piss me the fuck off. End fucking rant.
They think they're so cool and shit