lol history

I'm inspired to look into all of these

This is why I want to be a history teacher.

Or when the Persian messenger asked Spartans for a bit of earth and watter in sign of surrender and they threw him in a well saying that now he has earth and watter.

Or when the city of Constantinople was being attacked and the king was like, "Yo, nobles, get on dis boat so we can escape", so his wife stood up and said that she wouldn't leave her city, cuz that was a load of shit, and her husband and everyone got off the boat, cause they didn't want to seem like more of a pussy than a woman.

its the Matrix.