To all those non believers

Dinglehoppers exist, therefore Mermaids must exist.

I watched a documentary featuring "real" footage of mermaids. If they are real, I don't want them near me. Those things were scary

I believe!

Megalodon is down there somewhere.

That means...Cthulhu can be real? YES!

http://tubidy.mobi/search.php?q=actual+mermaid+footage&sid=fd318722f086bc889e9e76523033e656 shit yourselves, my friends