Everyone else is all "merry f*cking Christmas to me" and I'm like "ugh whyyyy"

I want to like this again for the title.

Wait, why would someone want to wake up at 3 a.m.?

I'm always awake at 3 am.. Because I haven't been to sleep yet. Thank you night job.

I do not get why is it good to wake up in the middle of the night. omggg. i fcking hate it