Girls are so sweet

Do i have permission to use this comback?

Waking up in her blood?

I would just respond are you on yours? men do have PMS soooo

We need a phrase like that to say to guys.

or "My uterus took one look at you and immediately shed it's endometrial lining, knowing the procreation with you would be a disservice to the human race."

Planned obsolesence?

This is now on my comebacks bucket list :)

Bet it freaks them out at least a little!