This still baffles me a little

I must be getting the wrong type of oranges. My oranges I have to peel then rip the segments apart with my fat sausage fingers. I would love some pre-sliced oranges.

Nature? No no. God made them that way. :)

.... STAHP GIVIN' ME THESE MINDFUCKS JUST STAHP I CANT HANDLE IT.

I think my brain just exploded...