When you can’t find your shoes

Oh those shoes with that outfit... no.. just no

Them legs tho

*are

It wasn't a choice of necessity. He wanted to wear those shoes. He's STEPPIN' OUT, MY DARLINGS!

When you can't find your grammar so you just use the closest word you can think of.

No shoes, no shirt, no service

His gf must have some big az feet!

I have planter facitis & bone spurs. Heals like these are the only shoes I can wear without pain.

Got some legs......