*self destructs*

You are under arrest for reading the sign

OBJECTION
If you know he's under arrest for reading it you must have read it!

I am the sign patrol officer and I have legal paper work allowing me to read the sign once in order to understand my mission

And you sir are also under arrest for reading the sign. You have the right to keep your eyes closed, anything you read can and will be used against you in a court of Law