More like 25% sarcasm 25% song lyrics

You aren't a person ... Silly hair of David Tennant thinking he's a person

I'm just 100% wasting my life on the internet.

Don't forget music lyrics...

25% games 50% sarcasm 12.5% intelligent 12.5% nerd

Im just 50% man, 50% bear and 50% pig

30% sarcasm, 5% feels, 35% fandoms, 30% internet