Good guy fly

Awww. *Spays bug spay*

Bad guy fly

I've never thought about it like this

Sorry fly, but I couldn't be with you just out of pity. That will be unfair...so I guess, I have to let you go
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Shoo fly, shoo

More accurately, decides to spend it in my freakin ear!

He really decides to spend it spitting enzymes onto our food

Overly attached fly.

Day*