Never google symptoms

i have brain tumor.

Hmm...last time I did it, Google was actually right. I had herpes.

According to Google, there is a nest of spiders living in my ear and crawling up to my brain.
Thanks, internet.

This actually happened. My throat is hurting and Google said I had lung cancer.

I once googled why my pinky was slanted and it told me I had autism.

im pregnant everytime i google

I had hives once and Google told me I was dying from Lupus. Fuck you Google for giving me unnecessary heart attacks.